Ab whore vs. abhor

I hate to run
Is there a stronger word than hate? (Google time)
Despise

Loathe

Scorn

Abhorrence (Google that, I am not really sure it is grammatically accurate, but it looks like a mean hateful word, so let's use it!)

Spurn (sounds like a made up word where two merge into one... like spud and burn had a baby)

Anyway

I abhor running.

 ADD moment #2~ ab whore loves to work his/her abs ;) I crack myself up

Back to the show

I open my mouth and post on SM a cool fun run in the heights.... I have these moments where I think things like this could be fun.... So I tag most of the staff from my other job and then guess what happened.....

2 PEOPLE SAID YES THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN

So now, as I realize I am going to have to do this run thing. I am like, wait, I loath abhor running. There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that appeals to me about it.

I know people who love the "alone time" (I go to the movies alone and I enjoy it)

I know people who challenge themselves running... looking for the personal best time and all ~~~I don't have any awards or acclimation displayed, I don't have a diploma displayed, any of my numerous certifications displayed; I do physically have them.... somewhere, I just don't display them.... I literally have no pride.... ~~ so given that info, I have no desire to get my personal best running time.

I know people who run as part of a running group ~ I would be last, on purpose... no way can I run myself to death and be in a group while that happens and in any way shape or form find that entertaining..... When I am with a group I have to cut up and make jokes, you can't run and make jokes... you just run and die.

So here I am, dreading this whole "fun run" that I promoted as FUN....

This is not me... I have no idea why she is leaping.....BUT I will be easy to find.... Last and Laughing... 

I think fitness should be FUN, so if I am going to do a fun run, I am going to make sure I bring the FUN!

NO tutu's though, way overplayed.... maybe a cape... maybe that inspire me to move fast enough to have it flap.... or maybe pig tails... they will bounce around and look stupid, making people laugh...

I WILL MAKE IT FUN....

I'll let you know how it goes, (the two that I assume are reading this) and if you are bored this Sat, come on out and enjoy the fun!!!

Decker