Monday, April 28, 2014

Monday is not a Funday!

I work a weekend job, so the house is pretty much left to clean itself thurs-sunday.... 

As you can imagine, the house is not a good self cleaner.

The kids (for the most part) were gone this weekend, it was just home to change and eat and then leave again. Come home from the beach and literally had to wash the 5 year old 3 times to get the sunscreen smell off of him... I have WHITE children who burn easily.

Anyway, starting this morning off with a client and then home to take a power nap (I hate mornings). Then a noon client, pick up kids from school, laundry and dinner..... I don't know when this place will get clean.

Soooo moving on....
 I need to workout more. I HATE, DESPISE and LOATH working out alone. I am a group person... I like being with people... so working out at the gym I train at is not at all appealing to me....

What an awesome trainer I am, I know.... but I am honest :) I am a really good trainer actually, but not to myself, I get bored :)

So anyway, I hate working out in the gym alone, have this weekend job, have to run around kids..... I am the client I hate to train :) the one with a million excuses why I can't workout!!!!

But my body looks like arse, fat and soft and my spandex laden workout clothes do not hide my rolls! 

So it is off to workout, no matter my hatemongering self! You might ask why I don't do classes at my gym,? Well they don't offer them really... they have a weightlifting and yoga blend one and that is not my cup-o-tea.

So tomorrow I am starting my own personal hell AKA a workout and I will let you know how it goes :)

Decker





Thursday, April 24, 2014

Just today

A little about me,


I am single mom with 4(ish) kids who on occasion live with me (and one who is married and lives on her own!)..... way too vague and way too complicated..
I feel like when I put any status up on any social media I should have it as "complicated"... Not so much that dating is complicated..... just it's complicated to explain my personal biz..... But instead I ignore it and pretend no one notices :)

So a typical day in my life, is not typical at all... I think this makes me a BETTER trainer.

*^* I do not have the perfect physique... and I think this makes me a more approachable trainer.

*^* I don't eat "clean" or "vegan" .... this makes me relate-able

*^* I do drink, stay up too late and marathon Netflix.... this makes me normal :)

*^* I am incredibly honest and funny, and (mainly because I am a mom of 5) always right..... 'cept if I am wrong, and then I just pretend that did not happen :) :)

I have had 3 years of topsey turvey moving, job hunting, gym hunting and crazy life stuff..... so I let myself go and honestly only kept one client :( I manage a bar (which does not pay the bills) so I work 3 nights a week..... 

BUT

I am so excited that I found a new gym, where the people are amazing (this far) and I am slowly getting clients again :) I hope that I can pick up a GX class soon, as I LOVE LOVE LOVE group stuff..... but anyway....

Being a trainer is an amazing job, you change peoples lives, educate them and it really is a lot of fun for me... I have missed it tremendously, but am glad to be back in a more full time(ish) capacity..

I am not a good writer (obviously) and I hope I stick with this blog thing... I think it will give another insight to mi vida loco and make another connection with my clients and just people who have ran out of things to read :)

Well it's 10 and I am off to train :) Y'all have a great day!!!
Decker

****After reading this I should have titled it the "I" blog :)