What do you EAT?

I eat like CRAP
For the "average American" I eat quite well, but for the industry.... I eat like crap.


I do not eat clean. I do rinse my veggies and fruit and I make sure that (most of the time) I eat off of clean plates.... but I am sure that clean eaters are rolling their eyes at that :)
I don't even know HOW to eat VEGAN. I think vegetarian is hard enough, and then there are two kinds of those fools...... but VEGAN.... I know VEGAS and I can eat in VEGAS, but vegan doesn't even sound at all good, it sounds like a punishment..... not the kind with safe words....

But today, I was asked, "what do you eat for breakfast?"
Let me tell you a secret. 
I <3 LOVE <3 BREAKFAST FOODS
Especially French Toast. Especially at Le Peep. Especially on days that end in "y". I love breakfast potatoes. Especially at Le Peep. Especially on days that end in "y". I love eggs, FRIED eggs...... Especially at Le Peep. Especially on days that end in "y". I love LOVE LOVE Eggs Benedict.... you guessed it: Especially at Le Peep. Especially on days that end in "y"!

I hardly ever get to eat at Le Peep...... so most days, because I am on the go, I eat a protein shake, or a protein bar. Simply because it is easier and it healthier than fast food, which, let's be honest, is fast and easy... I am an american so I like fast and easy :)

Don't get me wrong meal prep is a great concept and I remember my mama (step mom) telling me YEARS ago when I was a SAHM to cook meals on Sunday and freeze for the week so that all I had to do was heat them up on nights when you were busy.... before I go hard right on a completely different topic, let me staaahp and say... meal prep has been around for-ev-er... it is nothing new..... But in the industry it is refereed to as a way to plan EVERY MEAL for the week. It is cooked, prepared, portioned out, boxed up and fridged (it's a word) up for the week.
No way on God's beautiful green Earth am I meal prepping for 4 flipping kids and myself on Sunday, are you out of your freaking mind?
Nor am I spending an entire freaking day doing all that crap-ass work for myself and then STILL have to cook for the before mentioned minions.
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hecktotheellno~~~ again a little turn, making conscious decisions not to cus for me, is like you seeing how long you can hold your breath..

So what do I EAT? I eat what tastes good. That use to be fast food all the time, now only when I really have to, most of the time it doesn't not even sound tasty, and thanks to my EX, I know where all the yummy and cost dang near the same restaurants are (not that they are any healthier, just, I mean if I am going to eat bad, why not be delicious?). Now I eat healthy for the average American, but horrible for my chosen industry..... I am like the obese Dr. (can't see his toes) telling you to "get some exercise".... you know he is at risk for diabetes and have borderline high blood pressure, but there he sits, panting, telling you how to live healthy..... Well, I hope I am not THAT BAD...

which makes me wonder.... Why do they even make scrubs in XXX? I mean shouldn't a Dr or a nurse not ever reach a weight that requires XXX? ok so she is a massive body builder and he is an ex linesman for the Texans,,,,, so maybe we need a special order, or a few in a medical supply.... but not at your local every one has them in stock kind of thing.......

I was looking for a pic of a fat doc, cuz... well why not... I found this:

WHAT DOCTOR HAS TIME TO SEW HIS/HER OWN FREAKING SCRUBS? 

"hi honey how was your day?" 
" I did a heart transplant on this guy, he lived, it was rad"
"that's wonderful dear"
"let me know when dinner is done, I am going to be in my sewing room working on some scrubs"
"wonderful"



another turn..... welcome to ADD :)
Decker